Clearance Items

The following items are being phased out and

are in limited quantities.

***Color combinations are chosen at random depending

upon available stock.***

Lip Smack'n Strawberry Vinaigrette

Awesome vinaigrette for salads or a marinade. Comes complete in a 375 ml glass wine bottle with a wine bottle cork, heat sealed sleeve and a "Sack It To Ya!" sack with tie (12 oz)

$6 each - On Sale $5

Gotcha Towel (gag gift) - $4

Get a laugh with the "I Suck At..." hand-painted towel that comes in a hand-painted tote bag. It includes a comical cartoon label with humourous instructions for use on the back.

I Suck at Hunting! Instructions:

Wipe up blood after pulling a "Dick Cheney"
To wipe away the tears cuz of the bog one that got away
To surrender to the deer gods
For toilet paper substitute
Plug hole in foot you shot

Only 4 left - $4

I Suck at Fishing! Instructions:

Wipe up blood after removing hook from eyebrow
For sissy-boys that won't touch their own bait or fish
Wad up and place in hole where anchor punctured bottom of boat
Cover beer or top of head from sun
To wipe away the tears cuz of the big one that got away

Only 7 left - $4

"My Friend"

Message in a Bottle

This is a glass bottle with sand and a couple of sea shells in it that has a parchment paper scroll inside and is corked. It comes in the sack stenciled with the sea shell and then tied with raffia.

The scroll message reads:

Life is a journey... and I'm so glad to have a friend like you to share it with me. There's a sincere caring quality about you. A quality that makes it easy for me to share my deepest thoughts, happiness, worries and my doubts.

With you, I feel comfortable talking about the questions that are so important to me, knowing that you will never judge or criticize me, and give me honest answers. Thank you for being there to listen. Thank you for being my friend.

Only 1 left - $5

Airplane Slippers

ALL ARE SOLD OUT - I NO LONGER CARRY THESE SLIPPERS. Thank you

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